Basia Conquum - Kiss The Cook

jeffblimissylar:

Do you know who I think is the ugliest girl in school?

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That Hermione Granger

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You know what I’d give her on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1… 1 would be the ugliest and then 10 is pretty…

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I would give her

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an 8

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An 8.5

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Or 9

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Not over a 9.8

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Because there is always room for improvement

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Not everyone’s perfect like me

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That’s why I am holding out for a 10

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Because I’m worth it

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geniusbillionairesassmaster:

SO BASICALLY TODAY my stern English teacher was leaning around trying to catch someone’s eye to answer his question

I turned to my friend and accidentally sang

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LOUDER THAN EXPECTED

AND THE WHOLE CLASS BURST INTO LAUGHTER AND MY ENGLISH TEACHER WAS JUST SO DONE BECAUSE HE HATES LES MIS

HE WENT TOMATO RED FROM LAUGHING AND PUT HIS HEAD DOWN ON THE DESK 

I.

BROKE.

MY ENGLISH TEACHER.

…and I always will be.

intpmusings:

Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.

theunprecedentedtruth:

bunny-banana:

dankleaf:

spicy-vagina-tacos:



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NOBODY SAY A WORD

Oh my gOD NOOOCO

theunprecedentedtruth:

bunny-banana:

dankleaf:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

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NOBODY SAY A WORD

Oh my gOD NOOOCO

I am Scottish. I can complain about things,  I can really complain about things now.

I’ll be right here with you


The world finds ways to sting you, and then one day decides to bring you something to believe in.

The world finds ways to sting you, and then one day decides to bring you something to believe in.

slayerdeans:

Happy 40th Birthday Misha!

             ↳ August 20th, 1974

ezeksiel:

happy 40th birthday Misha! (▽◠)ノ*:・゚✧