the fact that they did a photo shoot of this episode is what keeps me going
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
easy there henry
whos henry what thef uck?
*faint laughter from Britian*
Do you know who I think is the ugliest girl in school?
That Hermione Granger
You know what I’d give her on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1… 1 would be the ugliest and then 10 is pretty…
I would give her
Not over a 9.8
Because there is always room for improvement
Not everyone’s perfect like me
That’s why I am holding out for a 10
Because I’m worth it
SO BASICALLY TODAY my stern English teacher was leaning around trying to catch someone’s eye to answer his question
I turned to my friend and accidentally sang
LOUDER THAN EXPECTED
AND THE WHOLE CLASS BURST INTO LAUGHTER AND MY ENGLISH TEACHER WAS JUST SO DONE BECAUSE HE HATES LES MIS
HE WENT TOMATO RED FROM LAUGHING AND PUT HIS HEAD DOWN ON THE DESK
MY ENGLISH TEACHER.
Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.
NOBODY SAY A WORD
Oh my gOD NOOOCO